Almost, because "pore" is feminine, so it's "la pore". However, "Lepore" sounds just like "le porc" ("the pork", or "the pig"), which I find quite appropriate!

For me, the scariest part was the intro. I think it used to make me scared of being scared (it still does). A few years ago I was running at dusk, and I ran past an empty playground with a swing that was moving bit itself a little. It brought back the feeling of watching AYAOTD, and it creeped me out. I ran a bit…

You should ghost-write for Goop.

She got her BSc in Tehran and then moved to the US for grad school. I have no idea what her citizenship status is, but it seems like she was mostly educated in Iran.

A friend of mine went to an engagement party where they had candles with a picture of the engaged couple printed on them. I can't tell which is worse.

I'm not even going to look at the rest of the list. You put raspberries as #1, so I'll agree with anything else you write.