“Wiley in particular is an interesting choice. He’s not shy about putting his subjects (and himself) on stallions...” so I’m thinking along these lines:

I’m going by r/nosleep rules, treating it like it’s true, it’s more fun that way. Like the computerized version of telling scary stories around a campfire.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

This is terrifying but it seems too “good” to be true. No offense intended.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you referring to who it killed? Because if you are, then you are correct, it killed a lot of Germans. But we usually attribute ownership for things like camps to the people who ran it not the people consigned to it - so it was a Nazi extermination camp.

I think its pretty obvious these aren’t sonic weapon attacks. The type of damage, the locations where damage occurred, and the level of injury (severe, but not severe enough) seem to indicate an EM/resonance weapon instead of a sonic weapon. The giveaway is localization and specific beam-like targeting. Unless every…

This is idiotic. It’s clearly not Cuba, and it’s clearly someone that wants bad relations between the US and Cuba. If it were Cuba, one would hardly expect that they would permit US investigators on Cuban soil to investigate on their with essentially no restrictions, an incredible display of transparency.

Except Canadian diplomats were also attacked so you would not only have to make up your story but also convince another country that has a good relationship with Cuba to go along with your plan...

Maybe they’re dating not because they’re celebrities interested in dating another celebrity of equal celebrity status but because they are two humans who met while doing charity work and fell in love? Or I’m a sucker.

A couple of things on this, first first as the article mentions it’s not just US envoys. Canadian envoys were also targeted. Canada never severed diplomatic ties and maintains a strong relationship with Cuba. Also, this is probably not Cuba but more likely Russia.

Um listening to the Clash doesn’t make you sick, just cool.

Took my wife’s grandfather to breakfast one cool morning in our Mazda3s GT. Had the seat warmers on ahead of time before I picked him up because the cold really bothered him.

A couple blocks after picking him up, he kinda moves around, puts his hand on the seat under his leg and goes, “OH! It’s heated!? I thought…

Miley, listen to Auntie Dolly, do an album of lo-fi classic country covers. There is nothing your target audience loves more than slow gritty covers of Jolene.

I could, and actually may write an essay twice as long as this manifesto in order to critique it.

I know I reported several image “memes” that were clearly designed to spread bigotry and xenophobia back around election time and they were all deemed “OK” by FaceBook. Very frustrating.

Seems a little dismissive of young women to be honest (“wetted the panties of millions across the country,” “reminded, yet again, not to underestimate them. They enjoy a meticulous World War II drama as much as anyone,” etc.). Do we want to claim that young women wouldn’t touch historical dramas unless they had…

Honestly fuck whoever took a creepshot of them in a restaurant. Katie Holmes has been through enough for one fucking lifetime, let the woman enjoy a normal fucking relationship.

Also TOTALLY off topic but can we please have a post that discusses the S Town podcast because I need that in my life.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.