No gonna try and speak to your experience or anything, but I’ve seriously never understood this “vegan dictating their life choices to others” archetype as anything but a paranoid fantasy of people who feel somehow attacked by the personal choices of others which in no way affect anyone else.

I wonder if it was even your mom. I had a similar experience when I was in kindergarten and it’s never left my mind. My mom worked crazy shifts when I was little and we lived with my grandma, my dad and my sister. Sometimes my mom or grandma would get me up and ready for school depending on who was available.

LOOK, OK. SO. It was a bucks night, alright, and all they bought was ribs. And I was friggin trashed, cos thats really not my scene. And the ribs came with potatoes, and I was just dipping the potatoes in the rib sauce and juices oh god it was so good and i felt so sick the next day and I’ve never told anyone this,…

But I bet she has an annoying friend who calls her Gentille Aloutte....Ohhh! Je te plumerai...

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

“What do you mean?/When you nod your head yes/But you want to say no/What do you mean?/When you don’t want me to move/But you tell me to go.”

I guess it’s better than Stupider, Jr.

Heh. Reminds me of the time, in high school, where I’d just gone a theatre class field trip (yup) on my birthday, and friends had bought me a gag gift from Spencers: the board game ‘Intimate Commands.’ I tossed it in the back of my car when the bus brought us back to the school, headed home, and forgot about it.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

The thing that pains me on a deeper level than a lot of this is the viewpoint that men and women are so goddamn different that any relationship will have nails on chalkboard issues inherent. Of course you’re going to have shitty relationships with that attitude.

Echoes needs to stop taking relationship advice from Severus Snape.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Ron Swanson and Tammy 2

I’ve seen this a lot too. My theory is that a lot of men like comfort and don’t want to be bad guys, so even if they’ve checked out mentally, unless they’ve met someone they want more, they keep faking it. But they’re not willing to fake it to the extent of marriage and/or babies (which is probably good) so that will…

My Grandfather married minor nobility, after my Grandmom divorced him, and he had two children with his new wife. So while my half aunt was at the christening of Princess Charlotte, I was waking up with a blistering hangover in SF next to a semi-stranger. I need to get my shit together.

I feel like this exact face could be achieved by combining contemporary Alan Cumming with young George Hamilton. Yes/No?

I wore a fatkini today!

Please tell me you’ve gone on a sitcom “double” date with two of them at the same restaurant where you keep having to make excuses to go to the bathroom or take a call so you can secretly switch tables.

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

It’s a cool 60 degrees in New York City...