So basically NO ONE READS THE BOOKS???

He’s been ordered to not leave Switzerland until further notice

O HO OH OH OH! You remember the best part of that? They had the guy, Mark, who Ross was convinced had a boner for Rachael, come back later on. Even when he was already amrried, or about to be married, he admited that he did have feelings for her way back when. So essentially, the writers made Ross right to justify his…

I know it’s late and no one will probably see this, but wanted to share that I defended my dissertation this week!!

I am having the worst possible PMS of my life. Did PMS get worse for anyone else after they had a baby? I am bloating like a mofo, insane cramps, and lower back pain. I just want to cry. Wine is the only thing that helps. Mostly because I don’t have any percocet with me.

Summer classes, anyone? Calc III and diff eq for me, starting on Monday.

I’m feeling cynical today so my first thought was- who cares? most of those couples probably already broke up anyway so meh. Why are people wasting time in Paris doing this anyway? Don’t they know there are crepes to be eaten? Crepes with nutella and peanuts???

How about grow up and deal with the fact that humans take a long time to reach full maturity?

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

Being pregnant and not knowing it is LITERALLY MY WORST NIGHTMARE.

Work got screwed up last week because they don’t know how to say no/ask for more time, which resulted in me doing 50% less of the project due to time constraints. The reason for the time constraints was, I had an appointment with the hematologist for the Status of Maria’s Neutrophil Count. Basically last year my…

I had entirely forgotten that Doctor Who’s friend Craig had gotten a show.

I took our 2 and 3 year old on a flight from Vancouver to Hawaii. It was OK going there with the expected amount of boredom and a bit of loudness, but they were generally polite and did puzzles on the iPad. On the way back, though, I knew we were in trouble when the plane started down the runway and my 2 year old…

WHAT THE FUCK.

Actually I didn’t even assume she was Hispanic. That was me referring to the evil eye as I usually do.

Back when the general consensus was that meanie feminists forced Joss Whedon off Twitter with their witchery, I remember being really pissed off because no one ever acts like women being hateswarmed on Twitter means the Internet needs to go to its room and think about what it’s done. Hell, Cecily Strong deleted her…

What a great way of completely missing the point and making this article about a stupid girl and a stupid kid and not shedding any light on the horrific situation in which immigrants from Africa find themselves when trying to cross to Europe. This is a story about a little boy and his father desperately trying to make…

She is amazing. I constantly forget it’s just her.

The sounds, the shaking, the hum of the engine going up or down an octave...that these are absolutely standard business as usual. I know they are, but at the time I’m thinking I’m going to die so actually that would really help.

This was an interesting read for me because I don’t comprehend the fear of flying. Since I was a little girl I’ve revelled in the exhilaration of flight, and as a direct result I’m an airline pilot. Which brings me to my question for you - what can I do/say that will help those who are fearful during episodes of…