There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

Smart people are smart enough to know when they’re in over their head and should remain quiet.

Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

She was great today.

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

Joe Scarborough has the weirdest head-size to facial feature-size ratio I’ve ever seen.

I haven’t met a single woman in my entire life who thought of her abortion as a “convenience” and shrugged it off. It’s a serious medical decision that requires a great deal of thought for any woman. To say it’s just something people do when they don’t want to deal with the “consequences” of unprotected sex is really…

You’re not getting it.

Nice freshman comp essay, though a tad unoriginal. Most of us are past that now, though. Women have the right to control their own bodies and make their own moral and ethical decisions about how to do so. They don’t need your two-bit moralizing about compromise. End of story.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

So you’re part of the problem?

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

So, how long before they replace him with an equally evil piece of shit?

Snorting it.

CEO 1: Good point. Pass the dolphin.

It’s vast compared to my salary (and Ima gonna assume yours too, heh) but compared to New Yorks most bigly and awesome companies, everything with Trump written on it is small league. I bet there are conversations in top restaurants like this all the time:

He doesn’t really get the whole “don’t tell the fucking secret” thing.

Oh on another note. My public radio station starts their pledge drive early to make sure they can raise the funds they need. I’m in East Tennessee, but they transmit into the mountains of North Carolina so they usually do ok, they are adequately staffed, meet their funding goals during the pledge drive, and have a…

Whoa! Gonna go turn on Rachel Maddow now!

I thought we were going to be so sick of winning. When exactly is that supposed to happen???