I can’t think of anyone I’d rather hear talk about all! the! things! she’s learning in law school. (Too bad Tiffany has none of Ivanka’s access and influence.)

I only watched 30 minutes, and I have so much anxiety. STOP INTERRUPTING HER, DICK J. TRUMP.

First it was Skittles, now it’s Tic Tacs having their good name sullied by this goddamn moldy circus peanut.

You listen to Who Weekly, I hope!? It's fantastic.

Yeah, I mean it’s gonna end up on paper.

She just went public about her opiate addiction, which causes constipation. Seems like her agent found a great gig for her all things considered.

Won’t it be great when a barista comes forward to say that he paid with his State of Florida credit card, and didn’t tip?

Thank god they were smart enough to use the frozen berries. We’ve all heard of those absolute heathens who attempt to cure disease with “fresh” berries, and that never works!

Yup, everyone who is nostalgic for SBTB should listen to the Go Bayside podcast by April Richardson. Extremely, amazingly funny podcast, with some creepy stories about Mario Lopez!

Exactly!

He should know, but so should Megyn Kelly. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video to see if she pushed him on it... but I doubt I need to.

More important than family?

I’ve had the passing thought a couple times that RBG would suffer this fate. She looks so frail. I’m happy/sad to see what happens next - it will certainly be frustrating to watch the right’s reactions to any nomination. I can’t wait to see IDGAF Obama handle this, though.

Doesn’t conflict with my interest in living in the best America possible!

For those intrigued by OJ, Nicole, Kris and all of the other players in his murder trial, you MUST read “Raging Heart: The Intimate Story of the Tragic Marriage of O.J. and Nicole Brown Simpson.”

You’ve gone through my worst nightmare with the FB thing, since I became single two months ago. This is what I tell myself to feel ok: People who are able to jump into their next relationships only do so because they lack the introspection skills to assess what went wrong with you. I’d rather see my ex jump into…

I like the idea of the four legged pants on the left, but with suspenders that cross over the dog’s spine like a basket handle. This seems like the most complicated version of dog pants, which is necessary to create a lot of cute Puppy Pants Problems gifs. That’s all that really matters here.

Don’t you mean that we can avoid him on Funny or Die, and everywhere else in the entire world for ever and ever? Unless I’m on his jury, that’s my plan.

I really wonder what is in this for Trump... Say he wins, he will no longer be able to continue running his business in the same manner. He will still get paid somehow, I suppose, but will have to actually step away from the capitalistic lifestyle he’s promoted for 30 years. It will be a big change for his business,…

I can’t decide if she’s super sloppy drunk or thinks she’s being sexy. OR... both!