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And I love what he’s doing ***to*** this country

Isn’t that a kind of a double negative? If the Fake News Media doesn’t cover something fairly doesn’t that mean they actually covered it fairly?

It took me decades to even learned that I had learned it.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

I heard someone call a group of his supporters “the 5th avenue crowd”. As in they are the ones that would have stood by him if he shot someone on 5th avenue.

There’s a roadmap for investigators in his vehement denials and tepid lack of recollection.

It is so rare these days to find something worthy of three snaps in Z-formation. 👏👏👏👏

“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?

Let’s send him on a fact-finding mission to the sun! He can take Donny Boy with him too!

Can we just send him to space and keep him on the space station?

More than most of us.

Prenup with a non-disclosure agreement.

Smooth move, Melania, pretending you were pushing your hair back. You don’t even pretend you don’t want this first lady gig. And he doesn’t even pretend to care about you. His reaching for your hand is a sign of either dominance or it’s a “we’re in public, we should hold hands” type thing.

“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Just more 4-D chess by the Greatest Dealmaker Ever!

Trump’s tax returns probably won’t show income or loans from Russia; it’s dirty money in cash or laundered through the Bank of Cyprus. This will take sophisticated forensic accounting. Meanwhile cherchez la fille: Ivanka is most likely the family bag man.

“There’s only one Mother!!!”

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

I’m still waiting for her to start going by Tiff Maples and play the