It brings me great comfort that Alec Baldwin keeps doing this impersonation with the sole purpose of getting under Trump’s skin.

Trump seems to hire wildly inept lawyers. Like the guy who argued in court that spousal rape doesn’t exist, and needed to be corrected by the judge. That guy still works for Trump all these years later. The idea he hires “the best people” is hilarious.

All of his arguments and insults are ad hoc, so to look for some logical consistency is a fool’s errand.

But but butbutbut doesn’t he WANT those “millions of illegal voters” exposed? Is he going to let all that “widespread voter fraud” go undiscovered and unpunished? I thought he said we have a fraud problem— therefore, the only thing to do is recount the votes!

That drives me insane, the people who yell the loudest about respecting the flag, know the least about what that actually entails, including not wearing that ugly shirt Janet!

It’s like one of those Looney Tunes water pumps that sucks water out of a sinking ship, but there’s another hose behind you that’s pouring water back in.

I don’t think Clinton will call for a recount. She conceded and honestly, the mere act of requesting a recount would send her opposition into a hate frothed frenzy. And it’s such a long shot, and she knows it, that it’s probably not worth the backlash.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

We call that Freedom Foam.

People like her need to suffer financially for her support for Donald Trump. Boycott her products.

Where do we sign to bring back the Weaves for some Thatz Not Okay?

And...he’s still your fiance?

The House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives.

Hey Locomotive Jones: You can keep responding to me, but I dismiss the second I see your name without even reading your inane comments. FYI, fucker.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

Sincere thanks to all of you at Jez and The Slot that continue to report this shit.

Does it matter?

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.