This is...concerning. This sort of sleep pattern is symptomatic of a number of unmanaged psychiatric disorders as well as having a strong correlation to development of type 2 diabetes.

But he’s healthier than all the other presidents, right?

Who cares? So he’s a competent doctor, but he has some very dangerous and, frankly, STUPID ideas. I’m so tired that “oh but he’s a doctor” or “he went Ivy League.” That doesn’t make him smarter than anyone and when he talks about evolution being the LITERAL work of the devil and the big bang theory being a fairy tale,…

So let’s talk about how alt-right white nationalist anti-semetic Steve Bannon is one of his senior advisors....

You should bring the sherry to my house because I need it for some baking.

This is very timely.

nah

Well, he was a boxer in the navy. And this is making the rounds: https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19

Get the electorate to flip. It’s the only way. https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19?recruiter=549354458&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_facebook_responsive&utm_term=mob-sm-no_src-no_msg

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

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This may be the wrong place for this, but one of my pet peeves this election cycle has been everyone calling it the “nastiest campaign in history,” which implies contribution of all parties to the nastiness. That is wrong. Donald Trump is the nastiest candidate in history. Some Republicans engaged in that nastiness…

He’s never voted before, so he’s just trying to see what he’s supposed to do.

She married a man that she knew would always be looking over her shoulder. I can’t even imagine.

You’ve got a completely different take on that picture than I.

Did he cut in front of very many people?

I bet Melania did!

mine is finally cooling. Check out fivethirtyeight! the odds are heading back into our favor!

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

Living on a prayer is a pretty apt description of what these last few days will be like. TAKE MY HAND, WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR.