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For some reason when I think about Mario Lopez I’m like :/ but that tweet was spot on. :)

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

FAVORITE RUMOR OF THE DAY.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner got drunk one night and murdered someone for sport.

“He’s still the only person who really knows the truth about things. And I’m still the only person that knows some of his truths.”

She’s a lawyer and I bet she’s a damn sharp one—it is appalling that she downplays that intellect and knowledge so thoroughly in deference to these buffoons.

Yup. Ted Cruz is personally responsible for the last few donations I’ve made to PP. All in his name of course. Thanks Rafael!

oh he knows

So.... when I went to PP for annual exams and such because I was a poor student, was I aiding and abetting? Accessory?

efkaosdhjadfjadlgjworeighjalfgjk fuck this so hard. I’m going to go donate to Planned Parenthood now. Everytime a Republican even speaks, PP gets $10 more from me.

Came for the Flowers in the Attic references and was not disappointed.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

The adoption thing is a great bonus. Lots of kids in care, lots of people looking for kids. This is good for everyone.

One of the ways I can fight back is to bring a lawsuit against him relative to the fact that he was born in Canada and therefore cannot be President. If he doesn’t take down his false ads and retract his lies, I will do so immediately. Additionally, the RNC should intervene and if they don’t they are in default of

Are you implying that Donald Trump is hypocrite who plays by whatever imaginary set of rules is most convenient at the moment?

“The Onion’s Jim Anchower Davis said that he’s tired of getting arrested for marijuana.”

I could definitely go for sunny and 73 right now... ;)