“If it’s got to be a woman”...

I think that is actually enough for some voters to trust him. Seriously.

Consider yourself spared.

Well not without a dress shirt and a top hat.

After doing an extensive Googleimage search the closest I could find is dogs in overalls.

someone better post a puppy in a onsie or I’m gonna scream and die

Dogs prefer socks only. Sometimes dirty underwear. That is all.

what is the point of pants if they don’t cover your butthole?

Oh goody. Maybe you’ll synch with the current group.

I don’t even have a vagina and it still just slammed shut.

I love that Us Weekly describes it as a peace offering instead of a “bitch I have my eye on you” move.

“Or considerably less, if it’s in any shade other than snow white.”

This is why I think Trump isn’t sincere. He just says anything that sounds insulting because his demo has an irrational hate of Hill, or whoever isn’t them. They have a mob mentality and he is playing to that.

Things that are not useful for a President:

His obsessiveness with stamina is strange.

I dunno, it sounds to me like he’s playing the “man card” with that tweet.
Hey, Donald: I ran a half-marathon and did 500 crunches yesterday. I challenge you to a push-up competition; let’s see which one of us has the most strength and stamina.

—Signed, just another old woman

Everyone knows women go to the bathroom in groups. What if there’s a major emergency and Hillary needs to pee but can’t find anyone to go with her and because of that the Chinese nuke the moon?? WHAT THEN???

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

I hate Trump for so many reasons..racism, racism, racism...but that never ending WHINING of his might actually grate on me most of all. He’s such a thin skinned fucking cry baby ALL THE TIME!!! Does he plan on fixing all the world’s problems by simply whining all fucking day until we give in to his demands just so he…

Tyga is waiting until Valentine’s Day to propose.