Changing his first name to “Johnny” and taking on Jimmy and Stephen?

So that explains the strangely strained expression on her face in all her photos with him.

Oh man, have you seen the repeated comments on various threads recently from Bernie voters who say they would rather stay home than vote for Hillary? I’ve been told they will never vote for her because they refuse to “compromise my principles”.

Yep. It’s easy to envision people saying, “Trump stands no chance. Besides, it’s cold and rainy today. It’ll be such a landslide for Hillary, my little vote won’t matter. I’ll just stay home and binge-watch CHiPs.”

I don’t have a screenplay, but if you don’t call it ‘20,000 Lines Under The Sea’, I’ll be very disappointed.

don’t forget to go through very many different aspects

New kinja burner handle: Cindy DuPre, Loan Officer

Push harder lil’ guy, you’re almost there!

“Why is this family famous?”

“bear-chested”

Well whatever village he belongs to, it's high time that they came by to pick up their idiot.

Relationships with my immediate family will be terminated because of their support for this fucking insane piece of shit. It’s not political disagreement anymore, its, you are going to vote for a fascist, racist, bigoted, garbage dump. And I won’t like it,but I will not regret it.

I would venture to guess: nah.

Even more amazing is the one in which Kylie appears to have MADE HER LIPS DISAPPEAR!! whaaaat?

Graham told CNN he’ll be announcing the end of his campaign in an email to his supporters

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

Listen, you have tanning, I have vodka. Everyone needs that little thing that’s bad but good. -fistbump-

I will see you your Sears customer service terminal and do you one better. When I was in high school, early 80s, one of my best friends worked at a small record store chain with one of those terminals. She was like our own personal Ticketmaster, and sometimes the tickets were free for some reason. The summer after I…

Back in the day (mid 1970s) before all this online nonsense, heck, even before phone ordering, you had to physically go to a TicketMaster terminal to buy tickets. Of course, there were always super long lines for the popular concerts.