You speak the truth!

Mr. Legend, respectfully, it is more than 'weird.' It is a wonderful representation of how out of touch some of our elected officials are with modern life. These are probably the same people who had strong opinions about net neutrality and use a Google search to get to foxnews.com.

Jordan Catalano would get Tito to fuck this blonde guy up. Ugh.

And for trash... there will be so many false alarms from people think they are being funny.

But you are applying logic. Chris Christie got re-elected as a straight-out, unabashed anti-logic candidate.

Sweet, another place for me to be grey! : /

all the posing to look like angels is creepy as fuck.

Look at me, and how natural I stand! All of my money and fame has made me real good at red carpets! I'm a beautiful princess and model! -Paris

oh, you will luv it! It builds and just gets better. Start at the beginning, for sure.

Anyone who appreciates this post must, MUST, check out the Go Bayside! podcast with April Richardson. I don't want to spoil the surprise, but you will enjoy it.

Immediate gratification for doing things that genuinely help others instead of or more than you? I'm okay with that. I get what you're saying, that the gratification is a selfish motivation, too, but not to the same degree.

I like how your version addresses that 'gentlemen' are approved to wash less. Everyone knows that we women are dirty... It's why we are paid less when we perform equal work!

Oh wow, you just made me like something that Fox News did.

Is that Mr. Bean?

Jessica Williams is fantastic. She is smart and quick witted and uses her platform very well, and also wears lovely lipstick in that gif.

I think I'll stick with thanking you and deny his existence for ever and ever instead.

Tillis is, of course, a proponent of small government and limited interference right up until he reaches your vagina, which he would like to see vigorously probed with an ultrasound wand if you need to get an abortion, which of course he'd like to see banned altogether. Of course.

My favorite argumentative thing to say to highly religious people is this:

How much should I expect to pay a CPA? Are they paid hourly? This seems more daunting to me than my taxes.

Jia, I'm so glad for this article! I've been waiting for one on IUDs for a while because, well, I'm gray.