I thought he learned to stay out of k-holes.

I’ve been pleasantly surprised that even a couple of folks have found my clarifications reasonable, even if not completely agreeable. Maybe Deadspin is broken or something.

I don’t disagree that the Cruz comparison may have been a weak one. I acknowledged as much in a previous response. This is a solid counter-counter-point to my original counter-point.

It’s not really a misunderstanding. It’s the Chinese New Year, 2/8. California has the largest number of Asian Americans of any state. The Chinese Calendar is the product of centuries of evolution.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Howard Cosell was the man.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

Fusion ST. If we say it enought it will come true.

I think we know where the Flyers are moving practices when Ed Snider milks all the money he can out of the Skate Zone in Voorhees.

The salesman just had to take the challenge of selling this car, go charging ahead, and ram a deal through. But these turds were real hellcats. There was a neon sign saying that they were bad news!! I’d be curious what caliber this salesman really is. He’s no sales viper, that’s for sure. Would I take the customers?

Mark Jackson responded, “While I disagree with his statements, I have a lot of respect for Bob as a veteran writer for one of our oldest newspapers. I feel like the globe has been around for 6,000 years.”

That’s the stupidest thing anyone’s ever said on a website where most people come just to complain about the lack of dick picks.

It could have been a Mustang, but it decided to become a Mitsubishi Starion:

Actually, you can work LT’s & Eli’s Super Bowl wins into any conversation. Just ask my colleagues, my wife and kids, the people on my train in the afternoon, that nice fella at the shoe shine stand...

I know why I did: Autodraft.

It’s nice to see the hwy shutdown for a cool reason. Don’t hate.

I thought “half” was enough to mean the whole phrase but indeed it was not.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

“I didn’t know they still had a team.”

Greg Hardy is still on the Panthers?