I thought the same thing! A snake bite is a puncture would, and that picture shows scratches, like from a thorny or picky plant.

I own a snake (one of my brilliant decisions as a 20 year old)  and she bit me once when she mistook my hand for food and and it did not look like that. It’s not that I am saying she’s a liar, but snakes have two fangs that are hooked and will bite once and rapidly pull back if it is defensive or bite and constrict if…

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If you watch any of Sid and Marty Krofts shows from the late 60s-70s it was painfully obviously that they enjoyed trendy chemical amusements. A lot.

Two words: Cousin Oliver.

the stink that you can never wash off.

No and no. Many ex-military members are rejected from serving as officers because they’re ex-military. There are of course exceptions but those usually are due to nepotism.

So, just like Jason Whitlock, he’s going to get paid an inordinate amount of money to do a job he’s not very good at.

Don’t be a dick. These are real lives and livelihoods you piece of shit.

He’d still have the same number of hall of fame spots.

How many more times would you have made this comment if you had spent the first ten years of your career commenting on subpar websites?

Think of how fucking low you have to be to let the NCAA gain the moral high ground on you.

Buster Posey? I hardly know her!

1980 USSR vs. USA. Do you believe in mircales? YES

Why would it be the Yankees? He spent far more time in Seattle.

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

I’m pretty sure that 99.99% of people are objectively not obsessed with this story.

I rate this a 6 on the Metrodome scale.

to entertain customers with miserable bloodsport.

If only they’d resurrect 500 Days of Kristin Cavallari, we’d have all the answers we’ll never need.