A real American would know that.

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

You must go to shitty bars.

I’m pretty sure that, here in Chicago at least, it started out as a summer marketing campaign by Stoli, who went around to every bar and gave out free cases of those copper mugs.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

Literally the whole reason we have a republic and not a democracy is because the founding fathers (rightfully) did not trust the masses to make correct decisions.

The Electoral College is the system we have. It is ridiculous, but it is the known set of rules.

The will of the (nearly 3 million fewer) people (that were more evenly distributed across the landmass of the nation). Fixed that for ya.

Considering this was the first year in a new 10 year deal, I think Notre Dame doesn’t give a fuck as long as they’re good by the end of the deal.

The rules may be different for Arizona high school than the NFL, but according to the NFL rule book:

It sounds like the worst game of slap—hand ever

blah, blah, facts, facts, blah, facts....

I’m wanting to pick up the old Universal Monsters collection at Walmart.

With the exception of the opening skit, I felt that last night was flat compared to the previous two Saturdays. Bruno Mars killed it though on his first number.

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

His choice of vice clown is equally scary unless you’re a straight, white, Xtian bigot.

He is a bust. He didn’t look good before the injury.

Maybe you should take another look at their schedule because them getting to 4 wins seems a stretch at this point.

People are making way to much of all of this. Fox never answers a question. Never, ever. He won’t tell you how injured Cutler is or when he might be healthy. Hell, he wouldn’t rule out Kevin White returning from surgery for a spiral fracture of his fibula - a script he learned last year when he practically called…

I can’t predict the future — otherwise I’d be in a different line of work.