Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

I’m gleefully enjoying the implosion of the G.O.P.

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

Sorry for the Queen and Holly’s human and canine friends. It’s never easy to lose a furry pal. I wish the Queen of England had found a way to keep her pups with her way longer, though — maybe that canine longevity would eventually reach the rest of us dog owners.

I deeply respect her decision to not get any more dogs that will outlive her. My heart breaks every time I see my local humane society post a new dog with the description “this dog was surrendered to us after his/her owner died and no one stepped up to take him/her.” While that obviously probably isn’t the case for…

Me too! I think his reporting is a part of it...

As an Asian person, I’ve seen that same ugly strain of anti-blackness among my fellow Asians. It disgusts me and I’ve done my best to call it out when I see it.

Fahrenhold better get ALL the Pulitzers.

god bless the wapo

Goddammit, Bobby.

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

Stein is anti-science, or at least comfortable with courting the votes of anti-science voters.

You’re acting like people don’t have legitimate critiques of Stein. Anyone who thinks they are compromising their political ideology if they vote for Hillary Clinton but is fine with voting for Stein, despite her repeated panderings to the pseudo-science folks (most notably anti-vaxxers) is kidding themselves.

Again, people’s constitutional rights are on the line. Free speech is on the line. Mass deportations are being threatened, and there has been a sharp spike in violence against Muslims and transgender persons. “Sending a message to the democratic establishment” by potentially helping a Trump victory is going to cause…

I certainly didn’t do anything to deserve that fucker.

I’m still running into people who are voting 3rd party in Ohio because “Trump and Hillary are equally bad.” We’re a fucking swing state, and people’s constitutional rights are on the line, but they, in the immortal words of Sam Bee, insist on remaining “morally pure” (have have the fucking PRIVILEGE to do so).

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

My Max TOLERATED being dressed up for holidays. I usually just stuck to hats.