Npond is basically all I come to jalopnik for anymore. May the dice be ever in your favor, graverobber.

If the ad disappears, we’ll know it Cayman went.

My first car was a Triumph Spitfire. I would hear from classmates on a regular basis that I was going to die driving that thing.

You’re out of your element, Donnie.

What about the snakeskin steering wheel cover though?  That really ties the room together.

You’re making me horngry 

Fear not, there will be plenty of body on frame RWD cars on our roads for decades to come. They have dedicated enthusiasts and are damn near impossible to kill. You can drive a Crown Vic or Town Car into any junkyard in the country and leave with a trunk full of all the parts you’ll ever need.

$5 says the odometer broke somewhere around 2003 right before the 2nd owner sold it and was fixed recently to pass inspection.

This. My Accord is nearing 300k and the drivers seat and arm rest are in better shape.  Too many questions on this one.  

I’m extremely suspicious of a 20 year old car with mileage this low and a beat up interior. Something doesn’t add up here.

It’s also just too expensive. This is now a 10-11 year old car from the Ford era of Volvo, which means it’s not going to be cheap to own. The transmission is also a torque converter automatic which isn’t really going to be fun.

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“Fortunately my 80 thousand dollar car doesn’t have air conditioning, meaning the battery will hold a charge overnight” basically sums up the Alfa experience, doesn’t it?

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

As an engineer who has designed many things from many materials over decades, it is my firm conclusion that steel is superior in almost every regard. And there is an alloy for every need.

You’re a better person than I am. I instantly thought “dismembered hooker limbs.”

they came with a full tank of gas and a full trunk of...

They weren’t hauling garbage, they were hauled away as garbage.

If we are talking appliances, GM had Frigidaire and Ford had: