Someday, I will have a Porsche tractor and finally achieve MAXIMUM PARSH.

These things by Peugeot...........

My Honda mower. It has worked flawlessly since I bought it six years ago. Pulled it out of the box, added fuel, pulled the cord once, and it started right up. Still starts on the first pull. It’s the best mower I’ve ever owned.

As long as you’ve got a decent set of wrenches and maybe a friend to help I reckon you’ll be able to remove the air freshener in not too much time.

The bull bars are another matter!

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

NP. Quick check online reveals two surprises: there are a lot of these for sale out there and this one would be among the lowest priced and lowest mileage examples. The real surprise? That so many commenters don’t realize Ferraris are expensive mistresses. Just because you can’t afford it doesn’t mean it’s crack pipe.

Instead of a hit off the ol’ crack pipe, perhaps I could interest you in my bargain lobotomy service? 

I spotted their secret recipe.

It was the photos.  It’s like a brochure of exactly what you would want to do with this truck - up in the mountains, fire on the beach.  I think if I had the ability to sell a bunch of personal belongings and take a year this might be the thing to do it in.  I don’t know, I’m NP’ing this thing just cause for a brief…

Just give him a monkey as a side-kick and I think we have something!

It looks like something built for a TV show.  A show about a guy who drives around, looking for work, helping people when he can, running away from his previous life as a cop.  

This is going to sound super counter-intuitive, but I believe the actual solution is to artificially lower the bridge. Put a plastic or vinyl piece on it to effectively look like the opening is say 8' tall. (tall enough that tall pickups can make it through, but low enough that it visibly looks very low and obvious…

3k for a clean car in working order will never be crack pipe. Could not be the deal of the century but certainly not CP.

“We must ask ourselves, ‘Where is the evidence?,’ not ‘Where is the lack of evidence so that I can fit in any hypothesis that I like?’”

The ad may say $19,995 but we all know the time value of money makes this about $245,420.

“I don’t want my shower and toilet to be the same thing.”

TX or FL residency, NM or MT LLC to licence your rig(s)...done and done.