Can I be friends with you and your friends? I’m surrounded by Dylan true-believers and it’s very tiring to be the lone dissenter.

Thank you! I’d only ever heard it used in academic settings, studying history or literature, but one time a Cuban friend of mine referred to someone as “a beautiful mulatica”. Everyone went silent and the poor girl was so confused as to what she’d done wrong. It was very obviously not intended to be offensive so we…

Grampa’s tired and cranky, says everything now is slow and sucks but old stuff was good and fast. The End.

You gotta admit though, “consider the windmill tilted” is a Schwarzenegger-caliber kill line.

I don’t even know how you’re allowed here.

And that’s why you’re not President.

All of this sounds terrible. Nothing like a sharp, quick resolution:

No, stop it. Don’t blame this on the US. Ok, fine, Hollywood has run amok yet again, wah waaah, but it’s a british author, a brit- centric property, starring a brit actor and a likely brit-dominated cast throughout the series. You don’t get to feel superior on this one. It wouldn’t be happening if it weren’t…

Just curious: were you trying to play it from this article, or did you click through to watch it off their page? I never got it to play here (tried on several devices), but whenever I played it from their site it was perfect. Wondering if it’s universal and intentional.

SHUT UP. NO WAY. I hope they’d have a bulk-rate deal, because mornings would delightful if I had a sassy saxophone wake up call every day.

Absolutely, on the length (with perhaps a modest slit at the back, 2 inches max). You don’t want some head of state glimpsing anything risqué when you sit, or vulgar photos of your limo exit splashed across the Daily Mail.

I really appreciate how vehement he is about the fact he still believes, his whole body is selling it. When someone gets that animated with their gestures, you know they’re for real. When was the last time you were so passionate about something, YOU BELIEVED? You really drove it home, using a series of aggressive…

Right?! Like, I immediately just KNEW it was gonna be sax guy, but I’m still clicking through! You can’t fight it. Sax-man is love, Sax-man is life.

She would be appalled, but never express it. CLASS. I can’t commune with spirits but I’m picking up a vibe: matte leather, black, almond toe, medium heel. That’s just my period-appropriate guess, though. These kids and their ‘90s revivalism have no idea what they’re doing.

Thankee kindly! I imagine the man’s neckwear collection is probably far more delectable than we could ever dream...

This is so obviously fake, the acting is worse than that of the schlubs who discover the body at the beginning of every Law & Order episode. Dude is very clearly reading a script or reciting lines, and the girl only starts screaming when the door opens. I can’t believe police are wasting time and resources on this. I…

I think we have different ideas of ‘taking things too far’ because I expected, like, Bat-Vagisil or something. Batgisil? I feel like Frank Miller would’ve come up with that already, though.

That actually sounds pretty awesome, glad you brought it to my attention. I joke about her fashion choices, but the art itself looks great (which is startlingly rare nowadays, or maybe I’m just more mature/discerning). Anyway, I’m always glad to get turned on to new stuff, so thanks for enlightening me!

I will *NEVER* bad-mouth Scream 2 (my 12th birthday party sleepover included us seeing it in the theater, and yes, I shrieked and wailed like only a tween girl can when Randy died), but if you’re mining that movie for ideas, you’re doing something wrong.

The Last Girl goes on an ax-wielding Hot Topic shopping spree?