Not only is Brian Ashcraft a good writer, but his typos and errors can be [good], too.

I’m pretty sure Unsinkable Molly Brown is one of those movies TCM airs every few weeks, along with Now Voyager, Sullivan’s Travels, His Girl Friday and The Bachelor & The Bobbysoxer (plus way too much Elvis and Bowery Boys stuff).

I thought I was too cool for Wet Seal, that was where ‘Staceys’ shopped and I was an edgy rebel (in my head). Whenever I had to go to a birthday party for a girl I didn’t particularly know or like, I’d passive-aggresively gift them with an assortment of random shit from the WS clearance rack. I wasn’t very popular.

I don’t mean to be a dick, and this is totally unrelated to your actual questions, but just for your own edification: when you need to add something after a PS, it’s actually PPS (not PSS). Since PS means ‘post script’, an additional comment is considered a ‘post post script’. You were on the right track, and I…

Not only can it prevent maniacs from hiding in the tub, but since you can look through and see them coming, they can’t even sneak up on you while you shower! (even with a clear curtain I can’t shower unless the door’s locked)

“Actually, we’re all changing our last names to ‘McCringleberry’ so dear little Hingle won’t feel left out. It really has such a beautiful flow to it, don’t you think?”

Lol Ewan McGregor sounds like William Shatner doing a John Wayne impression. By 40 minutes in, I don’t even remember what an actual American accent is supposed to sound like.

Plus Bane, Lucius Malfoy, Reed Richards & Jaime Lannister! I’d like to imagine a scenario where all those characters unite, like a fantasy version of the A-team.

It does seem that way, doesn’t it? I was frankly quite surprised to see Civil War on there, which is solid enough for a rewatch. When they do get big new stuff like that, though, it’s usually gone pretty quickly.

Great cast too. On a lighter note, it also features some hilariously terrible attempts at American accents (though they don’t overshadow the story).

I’m more than a little pissed that we only get original Magic Mike and not XXL (IMHO the superior of the two); meanwhile, there’s 3 new Balto movies (they made 3?!).

SOUTH Jersey. Completely different from North/Central. I’m gonna over-simplify here, but NJ is basically divided into whether you’re closer to/affiliated with NYC or Philly, though much of it boils down to cultural differences that NJ natives innately understand. For example: I’m a hardcore Northerner, constantly…

This political nightmare is already chipping away at my decency; I never thought I’d watch a white supremacist getting coldcocked for 20 minutes straight and have it be the best laugh I’ve had in months, but here I am, clicking play again.

His body type is ‘dumpy schlub’.

The coat-dress-thing is, y’know... ehh, okay, fine (though not the best color) but those gloves and shoes have GOT to go, they’re fucking atrocious. The hue is off just enough that they don’t quite match but not enough to contrast. Probably should have just gone with cream instead.

Of course there’s a water level. There’s ALWAYS a water level. ::grumble grumble::

But without pens, my important work documents wouldn’t have doodles of angry cats, fancy high heels and kawaii Deadpool all over them, so I’m pretty sure this take is wrong and bad.

To answer your rhetorical question:

I was gonna say your comment was in poor taste, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. :/

In that telenovela he’s the eldest son of a stern mustachioed patriarch whose heirs are locked in a heated, scheming struggle for power involving lots of blackmail, mistresses, faked deaths. He’d only fit in better if he had, like, an eyepatch.