That said, my entire book is making a case against the historical record. This team deserved the accolades.

True to form, Piazza’s insistance that he wasn’t drunk made more people suspect he really was.

The San Diego Pondres

An early FA pitch for Mike Trout

You can’t be to careful. You have to let the police know you are unarmed.

I wonder if she emailed the Office of Institutional Equity or just marched right down there.

Based on my knowledge of the metric systems, a 10-meter board would be a jump of somewhere between 7 and 130 feet. Either way, impressive.

Why is it so difficult for these people to take my advice?

Nothing witty to say. I hope he wasn’t drunk for his family’s sake.

You can talk to my father in law.

I kind of doubt he’s getting up all that often.

When your best and only offers are from UConn, Monmouth and Cornell, how do you not go with Cornell? Sure, there’s the glory and tradition of the CoNfLiCT, but with Cornell at least you get a diploma from an Ivy to go with your CTE.

No.

You’re going the wrong way!

So there was a cross dressing component during my frat’s Hell Week bullshit. Keep in mind that, at this point in my life, I was a medium douchey, half-libertarian lax bro from a rich suburb (and also keep in mind this was circa 94) so I went into the whole ordeal with the attitude that “This will be a little…

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

I moonlight as OBGYN occasionally

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.