And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Let’s hope their fan promotions nights go off without a hitch!

I did notice throughout the 80s that his name never changed from Randy Ready to Randy Actually Playing Every Day.

I remember when I was doing digging in college, my dad just said, “APR shouldn’t matter, don’t carry a balance.”

Pro tip: You dont need a credit score (despite what all lenders tell you).

You spelled June wrong.

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

I’m a Jets fan. I’m already there.

This guy is a regular. I was behind him for a few seconds in my pilgrimage to the ‘Ring back in Oct 2014... FF to 1:30 to check him out in my dash cam.

In related news, ‘80s Kevin Kline and ‘80s Mia Farrow have adopted a dog.

Listen, I’m a massive Mets fan but let’s be real. The 2015 team had two GLARING issues (among others): defense and the bullpen. And what did the Royals beat them on?

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

+1 voucher

One of the major joys for fathers going to work is being away from kids.

“So never swing at a ball. And hit all the strikes for home runs. Got it? Okay, now you try.” - Barry Bonds, hitting coach

Smart girl. She now stays at a Holiday Inn Express.

You’ve heard of free weights? Well, let me introduce you to free range weights.