My guy, my guy. Divorced dude to divorced dude. Seriously, actually, for real, don’t make any major money moves yet (the word yet is key here). Especially money moves that sound like $30,000 of retail therapy.

Well, this suggest to me that the ex-wife was the bread earner and she was tired of Mr. Two SUVS and a Camry and wanted someone interested in an actual mature relationship, so she kicked him to the curb with a small settlement that he’s about to piss away — which will be further proof that she made the right decision.

Officials indicated that the President was unscathed and would have no recollection of the incident by morning.

They probably hire every available drive that applies. Not enough applicants is real problem. I work in a school district’s Transportation Dept. creating and maintaining routes. This is a huge issue nation-wide. I feel for those in that district (students, parents, campus staff and transportation staff).

Where was Conan when all this was happening?

OK, I just went outside and talked to my neighbors to ask how their mourning is going- they’re all good. No one cares.

The top center one is a stroke of genius. 

Don’t encourage me. ;)

He already daily drives a 335, his kids are out of the house, and he has $120k for a weekend car; investment advice is the last thing he wants from a comments section.

Go get it fixed, then probably NP. I’m not going to just assume parts can be sourced right now and that it’ll only cost $1k.

I gave it a NP, because I wanted to be that guy today :)

Wow, you instantly categorize (ref: stereotype) minorities as the “loud music listeners” (rap music, amiright?) in a half-assed attempt to attach some kind of racist motivation by law enforcement, and with zero irony.

To be fair, if she’s busy DOING things, the reality is, you shouldn’t hear about her because her role/tasks are not so much in the public spot light..

But this is both a curse and a boon.. A curse because it allows others to cast dispersions on her and write the narrative about what’s she’s doing (or not doing).. a…

Florida edges ahead of Texas

Too bad Dave Tracy’s busy over at Autopian with his no-hope-in-hell-of-ever-getting-it-registered-in-Australia Valiant Ute ‘project’...

“to the dozens of young Black women R.Kelly abused” 

Comfort, room, power, and a budget of $60k? Have I got a deal for you!

Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one. 

Option 2

Taunting Mike Tyson reminds me of the time I was poking a skunk with a stick to get it out from under a building at our farm