What’s next Jason? A tell-all about the Memphis Tams? Please say yes!

WKU Alum here, 1980. Lived next door to Pike House. You nailed it. The fathers of these losers deserved frequent ass whuppings back in the day, too.

Howie’s dad. He pitched for the A’s from ‘68 through ‘74.

Can’t agree with you. Neither can my brothers, Petey, Pat, Perry, and Percival. Our sister, Heidi, thinks you’re right.

Somehow left off this list was Jerry’s love child, Jakey who serves as Corporate Suite Food and Beverage Tester.

Art Briles should have considered tears.

I’m going to make up my own stationery, with “From the Desk of Middle-Manager Paul.” This despite the fact that I was downsized last fall. Once a middle-manager, always a middle-manager!

So, does it leak oil all over the place like my Caddy?

Winston Cup, Nextel Cup, Sprint Cup... MONSTER ENERGY CUP.

Get off my ballot!

I don’t know. That Truman State game Saturday night has me worried.

Ehhh, piss on it.

I always thought home-field advantage should be determined by a Superstars competition, similar to the old ABC Sports show of the 1970's. Play the all-star game, then for three days after, have the participants compete in other events. Can you imagine Miguel Cabrera in a diving showdown against the best of the…

I’ve never been fired without being provided an escort from the building AND a ride.

The media is no more out of control than DJT. This could become like one of those girl fights on the junior high program. Not much action, but plenty of laughs.

Things started going downhill when he lost several recruits to Coach Harris over at Adams College.

They have such big . . . brains!

Dear Texas, we’d like to buy your old ballpark. We can’t pay much, but will arrange to have it moved. Let us know. Our truck can be there Friday.

But I’m here all week! Try the veal!

In the late 70's I was the overnight desk clerk in a girls’ dormitory of my alma mater. Didn’t make much, but lost my virginity in the rec room.