His wife appears to be enamored with Viking Man.

One should never bring inflatable yard decorations to a knife fight.

Coach Fox hopes Hoyer can transform the Bears from losers to wieners.

How far can poutine be tossed?

Opening Day 2017 (AP) An estimated 11,971 fans hurled beer cans onto Chase Field today. Their motivation was unclear.

Good thing it wasn’t a beer bottle, because once again, the Orioles lost the opener.

I’m Ned Yost, and I approve this decision.

1970's. My roomie was a fan of singer Dan Hill, a relative unknown at the time. He cribbed lyrics from, “Sometimes When We Touch” and gave his poem to a girl he liked, taking full credit for penning it himself. A month or so later, guess what song started climbing the charts? For most of a semester, that song blasted…

Groucho, Harpo, Chico . . . Aleppo! The Marx Brother who passed gas!

Mel Hall requests the sheep’s phone number.

There’s nothing quite as nice . . . as sex with the principal of vice.

I don’t like horse dancing either. Too many feet to watch out for.

Mike Pence’s mom is his wingman.

An Oakland radio station allowed listeners to predict who would win the Butler/Valencia fight. First place got 2 tickets to a future A’s game. Second place got 4.

Not your typical fight. These are obviously high-rollers whose seats have a splendid view of . . . more seats.

Finish the race, and let the chips fall where they may.

私のお尻、トッドキス

Just making sure Country Breakfast wasn’t also enjoying country brunch, lunch, and supper.

I’ll put my ‘75 Chrysler Cordoba and it’s Corinthian leather up against any of these.

When she and I were together, she came right out of it.