Did someone say nanobubbles? Maybe I’m hearing things.

He has to be. All 3 mouths are smiling.

Right now is exsquisite times in the tag division.

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.

“Dee’s nuts.”

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

At least he died doing what he was indifferent to.

How is the office? Did anyone needed to be escorted out?

Why didn’t he record at a Microsoft store? Tons of reverb and no noise at all, like most empty warehouses.

This is the worst possible food opinion.

Also, it legitimized answering the phone, “wassssssssaaaaaaaaaa”.

“Why even bother reviewing this when you hate everything about Seth MacFarlane and his sense of humor?”

Or more precisely: Why do you hate everything about Seth McFarlanes sense of humor, like Peter hated that burrito he got in Tijuana?
[cut to Peter in Tijuana some years ago, wearing a sombrero, trying to gulp down a…

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

Dusty’s retelling of the Shockmaster Debut may actually be better than the debut itself.

I got married a month ago. My brother- my best man- asked me on gchat how long he would have for a speech. I told him 5 minutes, give or take. He responded:

DAMMIT :(

Son of a plumber from east Austin, Texas, baby! Stardust! The tower of power, too sweet to be sour.

He was just so.....wrestling. Goodbye Dream.