7-11 WITH THE REVERSAL INTO A DDT

Joke’son him: the bear was already hibernating.

You get what you pay for, the backpack might be expensive but so is buying 5-10 moderately priced backpacks over the years.

Tell them both to fuck off and find someone reasonable to talk to.

That’s not the best 7-11 Nacho Lifehack... The best thing is you grab a bag of Doritos, open them before you get to the counter, and fill the bag up with nacho cheese from the dispenser. Messy as fuck... but soooooo good.

You either buy a cookie for your wife and both hide this from the kids, or you buy a cookie for yourself and hide the evidence properly.

Double down and just start smoking. It will stop bothering you.

Getcha’ a cheap cutting board and drive a nail up through the bottom of it and stick slippery guys on it. One should not suffer in mango-less destitute! Also handy for onions.

I think that’s a lovely idea!

Nope, IMHO. I’m sorry you lost someone who was so special, but if it’s the sort of thing your cousin would endorse, then it’s not “morbid” at all. It’s a way to keep a good memory and thought of him alive - like a little grace note in his name sent out in the world when he couldn’t stay here any longer. The anonymity…

Probably too late into this but I’d thought I’d give it a try and it’s somewhat related to the topic.

I’m a regular at this really swanky French restaurant, so the wait staff is well aware of my enormous appetite. In fact, they usually have my entire order prepared before my arrival. So I’m decked out to the nines in my tuxedo which I purchased at (I hate to say) a Big & Tall. This time, however, they failed to…

Ten Gassy Thetans is a criminally overlooked Isaac Hayes album.

Speaking of which, what happened to this year’s Why Your Website Sucks: Deadspin?

...but in the dead ass of winter, pre-heating the mug keeps the damn coffee from losing all its heat too quickly. I mean, I don’t keep a friggin’ pot of hot water on the stove just to use for that, but if I’m staying someplace with an instant hot water faucet, I might use it to get the chill outta the mug so the…

• A Toyota truck is featured in several Disney Pixar movies
  

I thought it was clever. I like when people pull shit like that. Plus, you get to find out how their brains work differently. Magary’s answer sucked. I don’t recall what Kluwe said, but the question was the first ever Funbag question that inspired me to try something in real life. Me and my friends got a bag of…

Don’t bug Drew. I mean, it’s not like he works for a fashion magazine or anything...

Kinja is a great editor, elevates my prose like Craggs