This is relevant to my interests, as I have dedicated my life to the advancement of the 7-Eleven® nacho arts.

This is a good and quality tip. When I first read it many moons ago, I also thought, “that sounds fucked up.” But it works, and is therefore a quality tip that more people should be aware of.

What makes you say that? (Genuinely curious.)

You look very cool.

Oh, absolutely. No disagreement there. I would have no qualms about spending that much money on a bag—I own several Filson pieces, for example—but a backpack doesn’t have a lot of utility for me and so it would ultimately be a frivolous purchase (not that I’m necessarily opposed to those on principle).

Damn, that’s intense.

Exactly!

Jesus Christ! I laughed, and I hate myself.

Pics or it didn’t happen!

My favorite gas station food is nachos from 7-Eleven.

It’s sold out at the Mr. Porter link I provided, but you could probably find it elsewhere.

This Master-Piece is the GOAT, for those of you who may want a “designer” pack that’s also ridiculously durable. It’s ludicrously expensive, but a buddy of mine has one and it’s incredible. Wish I could justify purchasing one myself.

This is the correct answer.

Where’d you find this cool GIF of me?!

Oh, it’s real. I have one, and I use it to smoke a bunch of cigarettes at once. It actually makes you look 19× cooler than just smoking one cigarette. Trust me.

This is a great trick I’d never heard or thought of before. Thank you!

I can’t stop staring at it. Someone please help me.

That’s a great question!

Same here… I don’t warm my cup at home, but at the office I use the hot water tap to preheat it.

Anything can be great Kinja if you say your prayers and take your vitamins, brother.