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The Secret Service wouldn’t have to do anything, since ol’ Joe would just run Obama down with his Camaro for even trying that shit.

What is the ultimate fruit to punt? My friend suggested a grapefruit since it has a great shape and size to cut through the air, and it is also soft enough not to hurt when you punt it. However, it is still strong enough to not disintegrate on contact. Melons would hurt, while berries would be too small. It would have…

I heat up my coffee mug before making coffee with my AeroPress. Goddamn… I’m one of them.

The royal “we”? Maybe. But I sure as hell won’t. (Just like I won’t be eating either of the pork abominations Mr. Gordon reviewed above.)

Objection: irrelevant!

Why have you failed me, Wendy!?

Seeing as how part of Mr. Gordon’s job involves reviewing fast food items, it quite literally is his business.

Scott Steiner exists on another plane separate from ordinary humans. He is truly a national treasure. I have no sympy for any fat-asses who stand in his way.

I use a four-in-hand knot almost exclusively. Occasionally, I will use a double four-in-hand.

The Double Windsor knot is an abomination that should never be worn by anyone under any circumstances. Its size and symmetry are power-hungry and boring, respectively.

“…jail time [for crack] is far less than say something like weed.”

Awesome, thanks for sharing!

Do you think he would loan me, say, $10,000? I’m good for it.

This is a good comment.

Very, very good tip. It’s great—and noble!—to try not to waste any groceries. That being said, it happens sometimes… and that shouldn’t keep you from trying!

That’ll do!

If I ever save someone’s life, I hope I get more than a thank you. Something like a plaque, at least. Or a statue in the town square. Skywriting. You get the gist.

Damn it—I didn’t see the creative spelling in your question and so I provided an earnest answer.

The Blair Witch Project