Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

A Catcher in the Wrong

A League of They’re Owned

Clearly it’s in Miami.

Also, hearing this dipshit covering “Trap Queen” is as close to death as you can come without having it turned into a Christian Film.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”

All i know is that once Roman Reigns won the Battle Royale and the Internet had a collective freakout i got back into wrestling just because i wanted to see what the fuss was about. And i’ve liked Roman Reigns ever since.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

When you are this big, even being in the dugout, you’re still on the field.

This is the first time I’ve seen more dicks in an article than in the comments section (even Deadspin).

So if this week, Tomorrowland isn’t the #1 movie, does that mean it’s San Andreas’ Fault?

You forgot about the New Orleans Saints way breaux

Shocked to discover the author of this article wasn’t simply “Dad”

Does the pope masturbate?

Why does this story feature a picture of Chandler Bing?

My grandmother had an old Polish cookbook that had a homebrew recipe in it. One of the steps was harvest your wheat.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

Part of it’s resurgence is the openess of it being, well, a drama. Don’t get me wrong, while it may be staged, the actors are still doing stunts, and in some cases risking their own bodies to just put on a show. So, while Pro Wrestling may not be real, it’s still quite “real”.