Didn’t bother reading a single word of this story. Any story this long is complete BS.

War & Peace was an easier read.

Why are all of the entries so aggressively awful this year? Are they always this bad? Half of them have nothing to do with spooky Halloween stories. My kid ran off for a minute at the store? Really? That’s your spooky Halloween story? Ffs...

7257 words in case anyone was wondering. I got bored and stopped reading, then my thumb cramped up from scrolling (and scrolling and scrolling) to get to the end. How was it?

Thank you for focusing on the important things in this story ❤

That is a total mischaracterization of what she did.  She condemned killing of innocents by anyone.  How on earth is that a controversial take?

I’ve written about the house I live in before  (https://jezebel.com/1849648358). It’s the family home, built just after WWII. It’s been haunted and had weird things happen in and around it my whole life.

After my divorce, I spent 4+ years looking for a home to buy for my son and I. I had a very hectic government job and my son had a rare genetic disorder that caused a myriad of health issues. I had hired a private caregiver for him who spent 12+ hours caring for him each weekday. Life was very busy.

PSA - usually there are comments/questions about being able to pick up where you left off - I don’t think there is still a good way of doing that, but the best method that I’ve been using for years is:
Select Show Pending as being active and then Sort By: Newest.

Are... are you comparing the description of noting that a man is very tall (a generally positive attribute), to fat shaming someone? This is a deranged comment.

“Add in the paparazzi pressure to look perfect, smile, and be “on” 24/7. Maximize that pressure times a hundred for women celebrities whose farts, sneezes, makeups and breakups are commented on and tracked like a hawk. It’s no way for a human to live.”

Seems like selling the house to pay the legal bills would be some sweet insta-karma.

women were too old for him.

Someone’s gotta mop up the jizz.

Is this his last shot at being considered cool? Telling everyone he went to orgies with Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz? 

I saw something today, and I apologize for not remembering the source, but his answer to the question, “why do people instantly hate Ted Cruz?” was “it saves time.”

Obviously, she should have spent more time shouting at the senators, and cry-talking about how she liked beers and working out with her friend Squee.  I mean - that’s how you get on the Supreme Court, isn’t it?

She did pretty well, but she failed to effectively rebut charges that she is black, so she will still struggle to get confirmed.

“Socially liberal, fiscally Conservative” Just means conservative.  It means someone is socially liberal, but when push comes to shove they vote for the tax cutters.  Fuck her.  Seriously.  She came from money, dicked around in school, then exploited a sex tape and created a life out of being famous for the sake of…

Kardashian believes “in the rights that the Democrats want,” but “in the taxes that the Republicans want.”