Maybe before your Tesla arrives, you’ll understand the correct usage of apostrophes? (Hint: never to pluralize, even proper names like Tesla.)

Ain’t no “D pillar”...they’re all “C”s, even on a school bus...

Translation: 1. You are seeing

Spyker C9: Masturbator?

Nah, don’t. This type of thing most often happens with unedited voice-to-text apps.

Who cares? I’ll just bet that, with all those tortured openings on that front clip, at 120 it starts to sound like Satan’s Harmonica.

...regardless of good taste...

Until you have to buy 6-puck Brembo replacement pads at 30K miles!

Breaks?

From top to bottom, outside and in, one of the most horribly overwrought styling jobs I have ever seen! They even had to carve up the top of the gearshift knob...

Preliator? Who writes this shit, anyway?

Roofline? ROOFLINE?

So now it’s just a cosmetic treatment...I gotta say anyway that I hated its looks in white with that black hood, but in red and possibly other colors—bellissima!

Excellent burn. Will use in daily conversations.

Utopian turtletop.

Oh, Christ, here we go again...#apostropherequired

When you grow up, you’ll realize it is a bit brash. Blame it on yer youth, as Chet Baker might have said.

My best friend in Chicago bought a used, low-mileage ‘80 Spider in ‘85, because his girlfriend thought it had a “cute butt”. Hmmmm...

Sure beats the hell out of Lexus’ “Joan Rivers Botox Scream” mouth...

I love Maseratis, currently drive a QPV, and have owned 4, none of which were Biturdos, thank you.