Testerical
The men! The men! Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the men!! Ohh, the horrors! And those horrible rich libruls aren’t shelling out their own money to help the rural conservative men who refused to go to college or train for a new career and are now falling behiiiiiind! Oh oh oh OH!!
Why even have a glasstop desk if he's not gonna wear heels and short skirt? This is fox and all.
He doesn't need to smile, just show us more cleavage. Either one.
And maybe a nice skirt and tasteful heels. Unbutton that top button, let that chest hair breathe.
He'd look better if he wore less makeup.
He sounds a bit shrill.
“You’re ridiculous and men’s rights is nothing.” - City Councillor Leslie Knope - Pawnee, IN
Also, no word about how some man babies (like him) don’t want to marry a woman who makes more? It’s all women deciding who marriedms whom? OK.
People might like him if he smiled more.
Tucker appears to have lost a few pounds over the holidays. And look at that tan! His makeup and manicure are just perfect. But his tone is a little harpie-ish and shrill. Maybe he should be less hysterical and people might pay attention. And is he putting down capitalism? Maybe he isn't firm in his convictions…
The news about the National Parks is awful.
Fuck that clown - let’s start the new year off right!
I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger. And I had more generals than I’ve ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said, ‘this is greatest room I’ve ever seen.’
I’m in Washington (state) so I feel your pain. It’s also why I see so many PNW related t-shirts when I’m in Hawaii that time of year.
Seriously tho, fuck March.
Sign at theme park:
Do not ride if pregnant.
Ad from NASA:
Looking for pregnant woman to launch into space.
Don’t worry, I got this:
YOU FOOLS!! Retweeting that particular passage will awaken the Elder Gods!!