Yikes our toddler president has been cranky recently.

He meant sex for women isn’t essential. They are just the vessels.

Agreed.  Going full Dennis Miller is his only career path forward at this point and this set shows CK is leaning into it, hard.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

Yikes. These aren’t even jokes. They’re greyed-out comments.

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

In the end, it honestly doesn’t matter who is the Democratic nominee. YOU MUST VOTE FOR THAT PERSON!!!!1111

This Kardashian story has legs! Run with it!

Are you seeking logic and/or clear intent of policy?

I plead alignment to the shades of the untitled snakes of a merry cow. And to the republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, with milk and cookies for all.

Told you bitch, we coming for you.

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

Everything was going fine with the system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here...

*twitches*

My old man worked in profanity like other artists worked in oils or clay

It’s been a year of yearlong weeks. 

The nihilist in me wants to laugh at all the imaginary values going up and down, up and down.

“’Who is Billy Eichner?’ WHO IS BILLY EICHNER?! ‘Is he supposed to be funny?’ Don’t be ridiculous! OF COURSE HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!” ~ Billy Eichner