Done!
Omfg. Burn it all down.
This was the first story I read after I woke up and I CACKLED IN BED.
IT IS NOT A FUCKING INVASION YOU SIMPLE-MINDED ORANGE TURNIP.
This is my favorite so far!
I love this site.
Damn skippy. Just started plotting my escape this morning. NW winters are the woooooorst.
Me too! That was a slam dunk for her.
if he was smart enough I’d claim 45 hacked their account and had some fun before anyone caught him.
No.
“Are there no workhouses or prisons?”
I could watch this for hours
Eggnog is gross
“horrific women abuse”
Oh.
“There are tens of us! TENS!”
I seriously think that might be his MO, whether he knows it or not. It’s when he was most popular and things were familiar and he misses that. He’s fucking senile.
Never wrestle with a pig in shit.
It’s totally excessive and I have no opinion on the couple...but I LOVE IT. If you’re gonna do the veil, DO THE VEIL.