I am going to say something good about Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Ariana’s tattoo reminds me of a book im reading.

The only bearable part of all this horseshit is his CONSTANTLY BEING RATIOED.

I didn’t know the Hapsburgs were still around. 

Ask the Seattle baristas how in touch with his obligations he was during the fifteen dollar minimum wage fight.

It’s amazing how trump seems to have known no one in the White House!  

Hasn’t he slouched back off to R’leyh yet? It’s almost spawning season.

It’s really a shame to see the Senate become Donald’s Mitch.

But seriously if you have dem reps tell them to HOLD THE LINE! DO NOT NEGOTIATE WHILE THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN

Speaker Pelosi to Donald:

Not my best photoshoppery, but I am just gonna leave this here, because my father, the inventor of toaster streudel, would not be too pleased to hear about all this. Nancy for the win!

Wow, that sure does sound like something a dictator does, threatening private citizens and making the people afraid to talk. How much longer is this shit going to go on? He’s actually trying to turn the USA into a dictatorship and no one cares.

Wow. Our entire government is being strong armed by the Russian mob.  What a proud moment in time to be American.

So, we got Trump for obstruction? Someone tell the House.

I’m shocked.

Republicans seemed very happy to attack victims of school shootings.

Trump knows that without wall he’s politicly dead so now he’s pathetically begging for it.

I hope you regret the missed headline opportunity on this one: