I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise and stronger. And I had more generals than I’ve ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said, ‘this is greatest room I’ve ever seen.’

I’m in Washington (state) so I feel your pain. It’s also why I see so many PNW related t-shirts when I’m in Hawaii that time of year. 

HELLO MISTER NASA

Seriously tho, fuck March.

Why is “But my emails.” Hillary’s worst tweet? I thought it was frickin’ hilarious!

Something tells me we need to conquer space conception before we get to space abortions.....

Sign at theme park:
Do not ride if pregnant.

Ad from NASA:
Looking for pregnant woman to launch into space.

ABORTIONS IN SPACCCCCE!!!!!!!

I’m glad to see they’re able to protect our precious bodily fluids. I just hope that thanks to Trump's support of coal, we don't have a mine shaft gap!

Yikes our toddler president has been cranky recently.

I, for one, would be perfectly fine with a highly public “look if government agencies post this stuff we’re moving the clock” shaming of their account. This is definitely a new level of stupidity and should be treated as such.

He meant sex for women isn’t essential. They are just the vessels.

Agreed.  Going full Dennis Miller is his only career path forward at this point and this set shows CK is leaning into it, hard.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

Yikes. These aren’t even jokes. They’re greyed-out comments.

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

In the end, it honestly doesn’t matter who is the Democratic nominee. YOU MUST VOTE FOR THAT PERSON!!!!1111

This Kardashian story has legs! Run with it!

Are you seeking logic and/or clear intent of policy?