I plead alignment to the shades of the untitled snakes of a merry cow. And to the republicans for which they scam, one nacho, underpants, with milk and cookies for all.

Told you bitch, we coming for you.

You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

Everything was going fine with the system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here...

*twitches*

My old man worked in profanity like other artists worked in oils or clay

Thank you for your service level.

I’m in IT, not the military.  

Animated from source art:

It’s been a year of yearlong weeks. 

The nihilist in me wants to laugh at all the imaginary values going up and down, up and down.

“’Who is Billy Eichner?’ WHO IS BILLY EICHNER?! ‘Is he supposed to be funny?’ Don’t be ridiculous! OF COURSE HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!” ~ Billy Eichner

Anybody else alarmed at the fact that now that everybody else with half a brain has quit, this doofus and Trump are pretty much running the show?

She should be in prison for crimes against humanity.

She should apologize, resign & publicly work to aid refugees for the rest of her life. 

I know I’m not the only one on this bus screaming for the driver to stop. 

I’ve been waiting for such a cogent and concise translation of Mattis’s letter all damn day and I am delighted to see you’ve knocked it out of the park yet again.