Comey had no right heading the FBI at any time, but especially after his mind exploded!

I really feel Trump is trying to bring America back in time to the 1980s, before he became a complete goblin and caricature of himself, and that restarting the AIDS crisis is just part of his master plan.

“Asylum claims are up 67 percent from last year.”

“Par for the Course,” of course. This 66 year old white judge needs to stop thinking about ‘hole’ metaphors.

This is why the woman needs to be the nominee in 2020. They trigger his weak ass like no other. Watching Kamala emasculate him would be too delicious. He’s a weak man and all his punk ass supporters know it.

“You will not win.”

Kim Kardashian sleeps in her makeup to get two days of wear out of her looks

Just in time for Festivus, too!

Just call him Individual 1 because that guy is going to jail...

Still an hour and 11 minutes until indictment drop hour on the east coast.

Here’s today’s announcement of how much a hate this man and his entire administration. It’s like a chronic pain that no drug can ease.

A well oiled machine indeed.

Loki got him out. No way he died in Infinity War

It’s so amazing that Cardi B has finally figured out that the problem with Offset is Offset, not every woman in his immediate vicinity. 

Legislation also has to go through the House. You want that legislation to include building a wall on the border with Mexico.

You Neville Chamberlain-ass motherfucker.

We are FED. Fanks, Michelle.

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

I tell you what, Joe. You sincerely apologize to Anita Hill, like you said you would, and I’ll consider voting for you. Consider.