I FUCKING LOVE THIS VEIL. She has balls. I doff my cap.

After the wedding she went got a great haul of tuna.

Let’s hope their lawyers drafted a prenup just as long.

He 100% did. Got it lay it on thick for that People Magazine Money!

Nothing honors a Republican more than blocking a service millions of Americans rely on and pay taxes to support.

I’m engaged. Is it bad that I want this veil so it can swallow my enemies like a big beautiful spider web?

“Zinke released a statement saying, “It’s hard for him to think straight from the bottom of the bottle.”

LOL. Licensed Real Estate Broker here, it is a common term used by those trying to distance themselves from a Foreign Corrupt Practices charge.

There are many fine beverages on both sides.

How do I think they’re feeling?

This motherfucker is an embarrassment to humans:

He lies about literally everything. He doesn’t go to NY because they fricken hate him

I’m not big into tea but a good tieguanyin oolong is 100% worth the high price. Also a smoky lapsang souchong. Or a warm earthy genmatcha. But that said, most teas sold to western audiences in supermarkets suck monkey balls.

I have a question: HOW DARE YOU?

I like iced tea, it’s cold and bitter, like my heart.

Right, that’s it. You Yanks have gone too far this time.

Pitch: it’s Dexter meets The West Wing....

Someone referred to it as the Hall of Yuletide Homicide.

“Farage” sounds very French with that whole zh sound. His Britishness is highly dubious.