Uh, I’m pretty sure we’re living through the sequel right now.

I don’t do church with the family anymore.  That holy water burns.

today’s not over yet...

Thanks. I hate it.

“Thank you ma’am. May I please have another?”

Hey Alcide.

You mean all the holes from the neurosyphilis?

There’s so many holes, it’s giving me trypophobia just thinking about it.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, one of the most exciting multimedia marketing campaigns in history. The promotional events were insanely popular with the 18-49 demographic, and consumer penetration awareness levels were unparalleled. There were dozens of tie-ins that are…

Don’t forget other hits like “Basset Hound” and “Blue Leather Shoes” and “Penitentiary Rock”

Those holes run so deep, Cheeto Jr. is practically drooling over selling the mining rights to the holes when Cheeto sheds his last orange bumble crumble.

The best part of this ceremony was when they cut off the recording of Elvis singing (which was very surreal) and Trump said that his staff had no promotional abilities.  Maybe he didn’t have enough rehearsals for the live show..

How did he find the time? 

Yep, as a Washintonian I invite the NRA to get bent. I wasn’t tricked into shit. Go quit ordering more coffee to save costs or whatever you’re doing in your death spiral.

Is he fully dead or mostly dead?

Hey NRA, take a seat. Maybe several. We know what we voted for and we want gun control.

I love it, especially later in the Fall!

Very good and strange beef.

American women are outperforming men in college, as doctors, etc. Women are now able to have their own income, bank accounts, property, etc. and the means to leave abusive men. Men can’t handle this, and believe that disallowing women to control their own bodies will force them back into the kitchen, dependent on men.…