This is 100% because Obama called him a jackass.

Translation: He feels deeply threatened that he’s surrounded by so many women in power and he noticed Trump had a dick so he went with him.

Kid Rock is a beer fart made semi-sentient.

Furthermore, who the FUCK is crying?!  Sack the fuck up people you can’t cry this piece of shit out of power.  Start fucking fighting people.  Pick a battle any battle and fucking engage.  Time to piss off neighbors.  Time to stir the fucking pot cause the guy with the republican senator sign in his front yard,…

“Must be rough.”

You know, I want to believe her - I really do, but she’s going to have to show the evidence.

• The Federal Reserve was “getting too cute” after yesterday’s 800 point stock market drop;

Holy fuck the driver’s face in the first picture is my new everything.

You know, I believe Mitch McConnell when he says he’s been assaulted, but I can’t believe that he really accurately identified his attacker, the poor dear. I really think he might have been angrily berated by another Republican, and then forgotten who made him feel so bad.

On second thought, Lindsey would probably leave the rod in.

Oooooooh

Because Ivanka thinks assault and rape is normal.

I stopped saying to myself “This is the worst thing he’s ever said” about six months ago. I know he will easily top whatever wickedness he’s capable of with something so low I can’t even comprehend how he thought of it. Now I just drink. Do yourself a favor and go buy a good bottle of gin or scotch, it will help a…

his daughters—who are beautiful, incredible young kids

they told me their real names!

Remember, this is coming from the ignoramus who stared directly at the eclipse. If he thinks radiation is not that bad, let him lick some plutonium.

Oh please, oh please...

“I imagined myself as Frodo in ‘The Lord of the Rings,’ carrying the evil ring through the forest”; “I was like Gollum”

Read the room, dude.