I’m starting to think Miss Lindsey has a bit of a crush on Brett. Just because he makes your bussy quiver doesn’t mean he DESERVES a spot on the Supreme Court, you miserable, hypocritical old queen.

He just knows how upset he’d feel if he was ever accused of having sexual relations with a woman.

Keep vomiting it out until I’m blue in the face:

In about a year Lindsay Graham has gone from being reasonably calm and semi level headed to a complete raving loon of cartoonish proportions.

Lindsay’s got a serious crush on Kavanaugh, doesn’t he? Wow.

Is this a good time to mention that Trump was banging at least one porn star while wife #3 was preggers with kid #5? Seems like it’s a good time.

Neither Trump, nor Kavanaugh, consider what they did to woman after woman after woman a crime.

Guys are, like, real violent yo. I’m beginning to think that they need to wear body cameras or something. 

Conservatives: The poors and coloreds are nothing but drunken, violent degenerates.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

If West ever put finger to needle and thread in his entire life, I will humbly beg his pardon. Otherwise,

And also.... “What else did Obama do? I want to destroy it.”

I believe the Trump admin begins each day (after several hours of TV and a couple of breakfasts in bed) with Trump asking “Who haven’t we shit on yet?”

“Emma Stone hosted at least three times... so that should count.”

I can wait for his next album when he teams up with Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Three Doors Down. It’ll be so genius. Yenius? 

I just spoke to a local counselor and got some recommendations for local, affordable options. Thank you to everyone who responded - it’s good to know that there are people like you, and complete strangers at that, to turn to. 

TRIGGER WARNING: I was away from home on business this week, the same week I happened to turn 35. I have been having a difficult time with this birthday for some reason - I was already not looking forward to the long days pacing a trade show floor and filling my evenings with meetings, and my quasi-milestone birth…

No one told him it comes from China and now has a Tariff on it.

Hey, man. Nice shot.

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)