Lindsey Graham would be much prettier if he smiled more.

So now Kavanaugh knows what it’s like to have a unwanted Dick shoved into his face.

What I wouldn’t give for Feinstein to have said, “You seem to be getting overly emotional, do you require a break?”

LOOK AT ALL THE PRIVILEGE I WAS BORN INTO AND LISTEN TO THE PRIDE IN MY VOICE AS I EMPHATICALLY TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE PRIVILEGE I WAS BORN INTO. BITSY AND MUFFY, WHO WENT TO HOLY SACRED BLEEDING HEART OF THE BLESSED FLOWERING VIRGIN, WILL TELL YOU I’M A GOOD MAN. NOW I’LL PRETEND THAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE VERY ACT…

Who do you have to sacrafice to the arcane elder gods that rule over this hell dimension I have been cursed to endure since January of 2017?!

There’s. NEVER. just. one.

I want to throw up. I am so disgusted by everyone in the Republican party right now.

wonders if the allegations of sexual assault should disqualify Kavanaugh from serving on the Supreme Court “even if it’s all true.”

I like this guy’s taste.

Terrible comparison. Cosby actually encourages women to use the pill.

I said this on Twitter but will repeat it here:

When you become the literal laughing stock of the world there is only one question you should ask yourself:

Wait, let me get this straight: her account can’t be trusted because she was inebriated and messed up... but his account can totally be trusted even though he was inebriated and messed up....

Umm, you forgot Hillary, who he threatened to lock up despite not being guilty of anything.

I just have to say that my opinion of Kelly Ripa has brightened since she pulled an NPH on Broad City...

When it comes to men being abused (Catholic church, I’m looking at you) an accusation is more than enough. Even after 30 years, a man will never be doubted when coming forward.

Let’s say you’re in high school, and there’s a guy whose social circle you started running in a few months ago, and you are friendly with each other. The guy is very popular and well-liked in the community (moreso than you). At some party you’re at he comes in stumbling drunk and for some reason starts laying into…

Quite literally damned if we do, damned if we don’t.

Judging by the response I get on twitter whenever I badmouth him, his fanbase is mostly paid bots.

I highly recommend not reading the greys.  Ugh.