It’s literally whatever piece of animated flesh the Democrats run against Trump for me.

If Bernie runs again, he’ll be riding the giant meteor.

This dude is so thirsty the Pacific Ocean is looking over its shoulder.

Love Traitor Tots, the new name for the chinless wonders. I can see the family reunion on the courthouse steps, “Ladies & Gentleman, here from Washington DC and midtown, please give a warm New York welcome to Individual 1 and the Traitor Tots!”

If color is passed on in crayon genetics like it is in humans, green’s - a secondary color - wife has some explaining to do.

You’re arguing that blaming his wife was his first instinct, which isn’t really fair.  Initially, he attempted to vanish, squid-like, behind a giant cloud of vapor.

Remember when Bill Clinton got impeached for telling one lie about one woman? Ah, the good old days, when we had a system of law and order in America.

I suggest Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and the rest of the GOP as the first settlers of the Moon. How soon can we have that one-way rocket ready?

They look like Aryan muppets.

It’s the Corleone family if it were actually the Bluths.

Men shouldn’t have sex if they’re not prepared to accept that the woman may get an abortion.

Like he’s gonna sit there and tell us that every time he’s had sex, he was 100% making a lifelong commitment. Bull. Shit.

That chicken? Keep fucking it.

I’ve noticed his comments are becoming more and more infantile. Is he reverting to childhood responses because of dementia? 

Is it me or do 45’s tweets get a bit more desperate and deranged every day? And hasn’t it been determined that those tweets are all public record?

...you do know that you can buy a pill organizer for like $1.29 at any drugstore, right? Use one to stay on top of your meds so embarrassing things like this don’t happen in the future.