I have a bad feeling this case’ll have a hung jury due to a hardcore Trumpet.

“...private military contractors who would work for a special U.S. envoy for the war who would report directly to the president.”

Nope. Not having it, NYT.

Wear the jacket, Mel. I dare you. 

No, I think she is American and much smarter than Eric. Not that the bar is high.

love hearing about a dad who gets this excited for a Daughter

Never forget the time Aretha Franklin performed a concert for a crowd that was way bigger than the one at Donald Trump’s Inauguration.

Thoughts and prayers, Ivanka.

Poor Ivanka! She must have felt like a baby separated from her mother and put in a cage. *hugs*

Wait, is that an option?

What? Everyone knows that Kellyanne Conway’s husband is the hapless fool that found a Necronomicon and read it out loud

Weird Al did it better:

Trump accusing other people of “erratic behavior” is peak comedy.

Motherhood has always been a tool of white supermacy, not only at the Trump admin.

U.S. Department of Treasury may have broken the law

I like my oatmeal lumpy.

For some reason it’s bugging me (and I’m not sure why) that someone traveled all the way to Greece and waited 80 minutes for a hamburger in Lindsay Lohan’s restaurant.

Chrissy has been doing this headband of the day thing for a while now. She picks a headband and John sings this little jingle. The song has literally been stuck in my head for about a month.