Dane Cook: comedian of the Chads.

Translation: There are multiple tapes, and she has heard them all.

No, sir. I don’t like it.

2018 feels like

Tragically, the slugs all starved to death.

Watching Roger Stone end up in handcuffs will be a singularly amazing moment. I hope Mueller throws the book, the sequel to the book, the prequel to the book, the book spinoffs, the TV script for the book, the movie script for the book after the TV series, the script for the edgy reboot of the TV series of the book,…

Thanksgiving at the Goodlatte house is going to be awkwarrrrrrrrd this year.

*tilting head like the RCA dog*

The next episode is going to have a zombie shambling around saying “ssssssorrrry you were offendeeeeeeeeed”

It’s a shame that people had to choose their ethics over their paycheck. Sure, AMC is within its legal rights to hire and keep on whoever it wants, but it’s going to be ugly PR-wise. Personally, it makes Hardwick radioactive for me. I used to think of him as one of my kind (nerds) who made good in the industry, a…

Before Donald Trump had started his political ascent promulgating the false story that Barack Obama was a foreign-born Muslim, while my nephew, Stephen, was famously recovering from the hardships of his high school cafeteria in Santa Monica[...]

.....Be happy, be cool!

This whole Space Force thing is getting out of hand. Check out Donald, Kellyanne, and Jeff in their new uni’s...

watch out, Shit Grampa’s trying sarcasm now

Apropos....

whenever I see Trump compare himself favorably to Obama, I am always reminded of Bill Maher’s joke that the reason Republicans want to erase Obama from the history books is because he reminds them that America was with a black guy for 8 years and they liked it.

“Might be a red wave”? Why are these creeps so hung up on talking about extra-heavy menstruation all the time?? They’ve all got blood coming out of their wherever.

Nice try, Junior, but he’s never going to love you ...