Hey, you know what? I think this “bands who can play the shit out of their instruments covering songs by people that can actually write a song” thing might catch on. The other way around wasn’t nearly as good.

You mean Kimmel didn’t just giggle and tousle his hair, and then sing a duet with Justin Timberlake? It’s almost like you can be entertaining AND hold people accountable. 

..Hillary Clinton & the Democrats colluded with the Russians to fix the 2016 election.”

He’s bleeding out his wherever!

How long until we find the first mass grave?

Hey Jeff, FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUU.

Statistically, the baby boomer generation is the dumbest generation by SAT scores that America has ever seen.

They should replace it with this:

It was never earned anyway. Trump paid for it. Give Carrie Fisher that spot!

Oh, man. If Donald loses his Walk of Fame star, he’s also going to lose his shit.  Because that’s the kind of thing he cares about.

RIP Alex Jones, found dead on a toilet.

Trump retweeting Trump:“Pastor praises Trump as ‘pro-black’ at prison reform event”

I was going to post *womp* *womp*, but this is so much better.

“Blaine? His name is Blaine?”

Thoughts and Prayers

I present to you two additional entries:

This is me reading that they won’t accept written testimony

How dare you - he was a miniature horse.