So blocking haters on twitter is illegal, but his 50,000 violations of the emoluments clause is okay??

“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s lies.

When I read the headlines mentioning “Large Sons” I was disappointed that it wasn’t about Eric or Don Jr.

It’s gotten to the point that Trump could confess that he worked with Putin and accepted help, and all he’d have to say is something like, “Yes, we bent some rules but the Dems are worse and it was necessary to stop Killary and MAGA!” Fox News would have his back, his base would believe whatever was necessary to…

As a child of the ‘70s/‘80s, it is fucking mind-boggling to me that it is now somehow (in certain circles, at any rate) TOTALLY OK, NO BIG DEAL for THE PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED FUCKING STATES OF SONOFABITCH AMERI FUCKING CA to have been in cahoots with THE FUCKING RUSSKIES!!

Spells “Tomi” correctly.

Give it up Don, she’s not going to sleep with you.

It’s not as popular of a book (because, boy is it depressing), so most people don’t know this...but, this is exactly how the Handmaid’s prequel started...

Sometimes I fantasise about the women of the world pulling a Lysistrata 2.0. No sex for the men until ALL THE BULLSHIT ENDS, ALL OF IT. No reproductive rights or sexual health care? Better not risk getting knocked up or catching something then - no sex. No such thing as rape, just a silly woman misunderstanding a…

All from the man who wanted to have his 2nd daughter aborted.

That gown is gorgeous!

It’s been exactly a one year and the Earth is trying to swallow Donald Trump again. Didn’t happen yet but it’s only 7 pm...

Please. A true old-school goth would eat Pink and Seether as a light snack.

My Peter Murphy song of choice:

the cure, end, is my goth anthem:

Women. Get it in writing.

brilliant negotiating mastermind

Oh Jarvanka....

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